Thursday, August 13, 2009

Pulling the wolf in sheeps clothing over your eyes

I was just watching Barry & Stuart street hustler - they're magicians from Great Britain and this video is quite funny. But most of all the mixed metaphor he uses is great:
Like a fox in the fish house, I swivel in and I take my fruit.
(Note: I corrected the quote after a commentor caught my omission)

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

You call this daily!?

Well, it used to be daily. But I have a few more updates. A few I've come up with and a few from my friends:
9 out of 10 doctors agree to disagree
I have to pee like a gift horse: in the mouth
I'm sweating like a stuck pig.
"Not for all the tears in China" (from "Too Little, Too Late" sung by Ruth Brown)
this may be muddying the water by stirring the pot because, so to speak, there are just too many cooks in the kitchen
He's trying to live up to the shadow of his brother
From me:
Throw the long book of the law at him!