Tuesday, November 22, 2011

It's not over until the fat lady comes home to roost.
A snowball's chance of freezing hell over

Monday, July 18, 2011

Smooth Dreams

Last night I was really tired and said to my wife, "I'm going to sleep like a baby's bottom."

Friday, April 29, 2011

old one

I don't know if I've posted this one or not, but here it is:
Wicked Red-headed stepmother

Monday, March 7, 2011


Just talking to my friend Chloe about applying to grad schools, and I used the expression: "Putting all your eggs in someone else's basket."