Daily in the geological sense

I've been sharing these with my buddy Kevin rather than posting them here. But here's a few from the past couple years:

One trick dog and pony show.

An illegible recipe: made from chicken scratch

You gotta put your foot down if you want to get a leg up.

It takes a village idiot

Starry cross-eyed lovers (Kevin overheard on the radio)

Do unto others as you have done to yourself (Kev also heard on the radio)

Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

If you want it done right, do it unto others.

Overhead on NPR: "The 800 pound elephant in the room"