Much delayed update!

Well here's a few more. Hey - it's better than nothing!
From Chloë:

I overheard someone say "It all boils down to the wire"
Grasping at the last straw

From Gio:

Shoot fish in a barrel fist, ask questions later.

A few cracking mixed metaphors from me
You can't walk on eggshells without cracking a few eggs.
You can't put all your eggs in one basket without cracking a few eggs.
Don't count your chickens before you've cracked a few eggs.

And Louis pointed me towards a scene from the movie Boondock Saints, which contains the following:

People in glass houses sink ships.
Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

Slosh around when you walk

Recently when talking to a friend about how hilarious the phrase "full of piss and vinegar" is, I came up with this one:
It's raining piss and vinegar.

While in Prague, I heard this one, from my little sister:
Don't get your nipples in a twist.

Also I came up with this one:
If she tells you to jump off a bridge, you say, "how high?"

Bowling for Budgies

Did I post this before? It's like killing 2 birds in the bush with one rolling stone.

Snare that Bass

Ok two - one I thought of: Make like a different drummer and beat it!
The second was from Twin Peaks:

Lucy, you're a cool drink of water to road-weary eyes.

Or a column for that matter...

Don't put all of your eggs in a row.

Ceci n'est pas une peg

From my friend Jennifer:

Put a round peg in your pipe and smoke it!

Lock Stock and Two Laughing Barrels

Was thinking of barrels. We all know the awesome one that Adele came up with: It's like shooting fish in a barrel full of monkeys.

Well, these are probably just as true:
One rotten monkey spoils the barrel
One rotten apple spoils the barrel of laughs

The other day I said "My life is an open book you can judge by its cover."

And I have a nagging feeling that this is a repeat, but "He just pulled the sheep in wolf's clothing over your eyes."

Pulling the wolf in sheeps clothing over your eyes

I was just watching Barry & Stuart street hustler - they're magicians from Great Britain and this video is quite funny. But most of all the mixed metaphor he uses is great:

Like a fox in the fish house, I swivel in and I take my fruit.

(Note: I corrected the quote after a commentor caught my omission)

You call this daily!?

Well, it used to be daily. But I have a few more updates. A few I've come up with and a few from my friends:
Dave:

9 out of 10 doctors agree to disagree

Gio:

I have to pee like a gift horse: in the mouth
I'm sweating like a stuck pig.
"Not for all the tears in China" (from "Too Little, Too Late" sung by Ruth Brown)

Katie:

this may be muddying the water by stirring the pot because, so to speak, there are just too many cooks in the kitchen

Eric:

He's trying to live up to the shadow of his brother

From me:
Throw the long book of the law at him!

Floravision

Lou:

a ray of roses

Sarah:

a breath of fresh sunlight

Not so much a mixed metaphor, more of a pun... but I went to see the Half-Blood prince, and afterward I was talking to someone about now that we've seen the movie it's all "Potter under the bridge."