Is that called a coup?

2 chickens in every garage.

Pushing it

Ok, so its late and I need to mix a metaphor, so here's something. I never promised they'd be gold, just daily.

The straw can break a camel's back, but it can't make it drink.

Taking 'Charge' - GET IT!?!?

I saw a documentary. The host said "Like matadors, they stepped into the arena and took the bull by the horns."

Woof.

The tail wagging the dog is worse than its bite.

For the birds

There's a lot you can do with with bird clichés.

Birds of a feather catch the worm.
You can't squeeze blood from a bird in the hand.
Light as a feather flocks together.

I'm sure you can think of some as well! Put them in the comments.
I still haven't drawn any pictures. Sorry!

Meatloaf said it better

Read my lips and take the words out of my mouth.

(Oops, I didn't do a mixed metaphor yesterday!)

Well then, is it rocket surgery?

Today my co-worker Johny (who is great) said "It's not brain science."

That one rolled off me like a fish out of water off a duck's back. (that's from Kevin)

With his claws or with his mouth?

There's more than one way for the cat to get your tongue

More giving

From my friend Gio:
I'll give you a piece of my peace of mind.

You should give him a frying pan too

Give a man a fish when he has bigger fish to fry.